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I work in a small office, and work has been slow latly. I came up with these one day while bored.

- Do you even know what a megabyte is?

- Sir, sometimes you need to let function win out over form.

- I havent gotten to your current BS because I'm backlogged with the BS that was important to you yesterday.


- I know I'm not wearing pants today. It's the only way I can feel like I have some freedom around here.

- You know when you are talking about how great your dinner was last night, and I smile? I'm thinking of you choking during that meal.

- Thanks for the gift from your rescent trip! It totally makes up for the fact that you pay me so little I can't go on vacation!

- The only reason I'm listening to this story about your BMW is that I'm on the clock right now.

- If you're going to talk at work, I should be aloud to drink here.

- Why can't I question your authority?