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Plan9 · 06-22-2010, 07:15 PM

I'm going to go take a long shower now. With Listerine.

...

But yeah-yeah... after my current relationship hits the 1.58 year mark and fails-as-it-always-seems-to-at-that-point... I'm ditching my goals of a normal life and going to become a sexual deviant that prowls dating sites looking for women in their mid-'30s that are down for business and no sleepover drama. In the end I hope to wake up on a plush hotel bed like a scrawny Patrick Bateman... between two sexually liberated women with no last name.

*cue Huey Lewis*

And they better not fucking touch my watch.

06-22-2010, 07:15 PM	#15 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I'm going to go take a long shower now. With Listerine. ... But yeah-yeah... after my current relationship hits the 1.58 year mark and fails-as-it-always-seems-to-at-that-point... I'm ditching my goals of a normal life and going to become a sexual deviant that prowls dating sites looking for women in their mid-'30s that are down for business and no sleepover drama. In the end I hope to wake up on a plush hotel bed like a scrawny Patrick Bateman... between two sexually liberated women with no last name. cue Huey Lewis And they better not fucking touch my watch. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 06-22-2010 at 07:20 PM..