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morepleasureoz · 06-21-2010, 06:05 AM

my most enjoyable was a nude bi orgy - with lots of bi guys and some women who enjoyed having more than one man at a time.

least enjoyable - a couples party with a few extra men - where most people knew each other - did not cum all evening!

your best and worst sexperiences at orgies? or elsewhere?

james t kirk · 06-22-2010, 08:31 AM

I think you need to invite me to your parties.

fresnelly · 06-22-2010, 10:20 AM

See, an orgy is way up there on my list of fantasies but I would have to face the fear that is way up there as well: Rejection.

For example: "Ooh, yeah baby, you want some of this too? What? No? Oh. Uhh...heyy how about you? I'm gonna...what? Oh, OK. Sure. Does anyone need a partner? Hello?... "

Jetée · 06-22-2010, 10:34 AM

How to Host Your Own Orgy [article]

JStrider · 06-22-2010, 11:55 AM

I've had a couple MFM threesomes, which were very enjoyable. Never had an orgy, but imagine it could be very fun!

Plan9 · 06-22-2010, 01:36 PM

Where do I sign up?

Baraka_Guru · 06-22-2010, 01:53 PM

Are orgies like pizza? If they turn out bad, are they still pretty good?

Plan9 · 06-22-2010, 01:58 PM

Sadly no... rumor has it when they turn out bad people get black eyes and divorces...

...on top of the "Who's semen is this?" and "Who's finger was in my ass?" issues.

...

I figure I'm the perfect candidate for such activities though. I have no scruples (sellout), think about sex all day... and have no genitals.

Baraka_Guru · 06-22-2010, 02:26 PM

Well, as for me, I'd sooner be caught in a riot situation than I would find myself in the midst of an orgy experience.

Plan9 · 06-22-2010, 06:32 PM

See, riots bore me. I'm already prepared for that. What I'm not prepared for is what to do with four breasts and only one mouth.

ratbastid · 06-22-2010, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Plan9

See, riots bore me. I'm already prepared for that. What I'm not prepared for is what to do with four breasts and only one mouth.

Tell you the truth, you get in that situation, and you figure it out pretty quick.

Plan9 · 06-22-2010, 07:03 PM

You sonuvabitch.

Pearl Trade · 06-22-2010, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by JStrider

I've had a couple MFM threesomes, which were very enjoyable. Never had an orgy, but imagine it could be very fun!

Ah, the classic "devils threesome." I hope I never find myself in one.

If I ever get in a orgy or X-some, I'd be afraid of focusing too much on one girl. Instead of spreading the love, one girl would get it all. Then all the women would have to fight over who gets to fuck me...you know how it is.

Baraka_Guru · 06-22-2010, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ratbastid

Tell you the truth, you get in that situation, and you figure it out pretty quick.

Two for the lick, two for the dick!

CHK-CHK!
*wink and point*

Plan9 · 06-22-2010, 07:15 PM

I'm going to go take a long shower now. With Listerine.

...

But yeah-yeah... after my current relationship hits the 1.58 year mark and fails-as-it-always-seems-to-at-that-point... I'm ditching my goals of a normal life and going to become a sexual deviant that prowls dating sites looking for women in their mid-'30s that are down for business and no sleepover drama. In the end I hope to wake up on a plush hotel bed like a scrawny Patrick Bateman... between two sexually liberated women with no last name.

*cue Huey Lewis*

And they better not fucking touch my watch.

Baraka_Guru · 06-22-2010, 07:28 PM

Is it just me or does it seem like the OP practically coined a term: biorgy!

I want to be a biorgist---an experimental biorgist. None of this theoretical crap. I want real applied biorgy.

levite · 06-22-2010, 07:30 PM

I once had sex with all five right fingers. Palm, too. That was hot....

genuinegirly · 06-22-2010, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Plan9

... prowls dating sites looking for women in their mid-'30s that are down for business and no sleepover drama. In the end I hope to wake up on a plush hotel bed...

It must be hard to attract women of that demographic with your smooth spot.

Plan9 · 06-22-2010, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by genuinegirly

It must be hard to attract women of that demographic with your smooth spot.

Wow, I sure fooled you.

JStrider · 06-22-2010, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Pearl Trade

Ah, the classic "devils threesome." I hope I never find myself in one.

why not? there wasnt any contact between me and the other guys. it was lots of fun. its difficult to rock a girl so hard solo, much easier with help.

james t kirk · 06-23-2010, 07:28 AM

If you're in Toronto - you can check out some of the local Swinger's Clubs.

M4 : Club M4

I believe Monday night is orgy night, Wednesdays and Sundays are Bi night.

I don't think they have "bi-orgy night" but I can only imagine that it pretty much occurs on Sundays anyway. (I've only ever been on a Saturday which is strictly couples and male / male interaction doesn't happen except by accident.)

Xerxys · 06-23-2010, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by levite

I once had sex with all five right fingers. Palm, too. That was hot....

Pffft! I can one up you ... Try this on for size,

I've had sex with Pam ...

and her twin sis, Pam!

Baraka_Guru · 06-23-2010, 04:43 PM

Palmela Handerson?

Pearl Trade · 06-23-2010, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Plan9

In the end I hope to wake up on a plush hotel bed like a scrawny Patrick Bateman... between two sexually liberated women with no last name.

*cue Huey Lewis*

And they better not fucking touch my watch.

You gonna put a small, fuzzy hamster inside her and return some video tapes too?

Hey, Baraka, I'd appreciate it if you didn't mention my girlfriend Palmela on here. Just because she shows up at my house 1, 2, 8 times a day doesn't mean she doesn't like her anonomity.

curiousbear · 06-24-2010, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by JStrider

why not? there wasnt any contact between me and the other guys. it was lots of fun. its difficult to rock a girl so hard solo, much easier with help.

+1
I always thought multiple people can rock a girl much better
But me or SO cant even imagine it....

raging moderate · 06-29-2010, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by james t kirk

If you're in Toronto - you can check out some of the local Swinger's Clubs.

M4 : Club M4

I believe Monday night is orgy night, Wednesdays and Sundays are Bi night.

I don't think they have "bi-orgy night" but I can only imagine that it pretty much occurs on Sundays anyway. (I've only ever been on a Saturday which is strictly couples and male / male interaction doesn't happen except by accident.)

That's it, I'm moving to Canada. Sex, drugs, no guns. What a wonderful world!

MSD · 07-02-2010, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Pearl Trade

Ah, the classic "devils threesome." I hope I never find myself in one.

If I ever get in a orgy or X-some, I'd be afraid of focusing too much on one girl. Instead of spreading the love, one girl would get it all. Then all the women would have to fight over who gets to fuck me...you know how it is.

One sits on your lap, one sits on your face. It's not that complicated.

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Originally Posted by raging moderate

That's it, I'm moving to Canada. Sex, drugs, no guns. What a wonderful world!

I want all three. Not at the same time, but I'm not compromising.

morepleasureoz · 07-03-2010, 11:51 PM

or you slide your cock into one - while you eat the other's pussy - that was fun!

sbscout · 07-04-2010, 12:57 PM

One sits on your lap, one sits on your face. It's not that complicated.

Potayto, potahto.....

raging moderate · 07-04-2010, 02:43 PM

sounds pretty good to me

curiousbear · 07-04-2010, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by sbscout

One sits on your lap, one sits on your face. It's not that complicated.

Thats sounds like dream come true to me ....

morepleasureoz · 07-05-2010, 09:47 PM

re:Are orgies like pizza? If they turn out bad, are they still pretty good?

No like pizza they are bad, ok, good and great!

clumsy jock · 07-08-2010, 09:02 AM

I have two bad sex experiences, neither are orgy related though.

1. I think most guys suffered this one, getting a girls first blow job and having her rake the grass so bad I actually bled from it and my dick hurt for a few days after. Thank god my wife is great at it.

2. I was doing the 69 with her on top and being the silly girl she is she decided to fart with my face buried in her vagina! that was over 10 years ago and I am still ruined on doing 69 while women on top.

06-21-2010, 06:05 AM	#1 (permalink)
morepleasureoz Upright	most enjoyable and least enjoyable orgy experience my most enjoyable was a nude bi orgy - with lots of bi guys and some women who enjoyed having more than one man at a time. least enjoyable - a couples party with a few extra men - where most people knew each other - did not cum all evening! your best and worst sexperiences at orgies? or elsewhere?

06-22-2010, 10:20 AM	#3 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	See, an orgy is way up there on my list of fantasies but I would have to face the fear that is way up there as well: Rejection. For example: "Ooh, yeah baby, you want some of this too? What? No? Oh. Uhh...heyy how about you? I'm gonna...what? Oh, OK. Sure. Does anyone need a partner? Hello?... " __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

06-22-2010, 10:34 AM	#4 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	How to Host Your Own Orgy [article] __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

06-22-2010, 11:55 AM	#5 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	I've had a couple MFM threesomes, which were very enjoyable. Never had an orgy, but imagine it could be very fun! __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

06-22-2010, 01:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Where do I sign up? __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

06-22-2010, 08:31 AM	#2 (permalink)
james t kirk Junkie Location: Toronto	I think you need to invite me to your parties.

06-22-2010, 01:53 PM	#7 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	Are orgies like pizza? If they turn out bad, are they still pretty good? __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

06-22-2010, 01:58 PM	#8 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Sadly no... rumor has it when they turn out bad people get black eyes and divorces... ...on top of the "Who's semen is this?" and "Who's finger was in my ass?" issues. ... I figure I'm the perfect candidate for such activities though. I have no scruples (sellout), think about sex all day... and have no genitals. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

06-22-2010, 02:26 PM	#9 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	Well, as for me, I'd sooner be caught in a riot situation than I would find myself in the midst of an orgy experience. __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

06-22-2010, 06:32 PM	#10 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	See, riots bore me. I'm already prepared for that. What I'm not prepared for is what to do with four breasts and only one mouth. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

06-22-2010, 07:03 PM	#12 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	You sonuvabitch. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

06-22-2010, 07:15 PM	#15 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I'm going to go take a long shower now. With Listerine. ... But yeah-yeah... after my current relationship hits the 1.58 year mark and fails-as-it-always-seems-to-at-that-point... I'm ditching my goals of a normal life and going to become a sexual deviant that prowls dating sites looking for women in their mid-'30s that are down for business and no sleepover drama. In the end I hope to wake up on a plush hotel bed like a scrawny Patrick Bateman... between two sexually liberated women with no last name. cue Huey Lewis And they better not fucking touch my watch. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 06-22-2010 at 07:20 PM..

06-22-2010, 07:28 PM	#16 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	Is it just me or does it seem like the OP practically coined a term: biorgy! I want to be a biorgist---an experimental biorgist. None of this theoretical crap. I want real applied biorgy. __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

06-22-2010, 07:30 PM	#17 (permalink)
levite Minion of Joss Location: The Windy City	I once had sex with all five right fingers. Palm, too. That was hot.... __________________ Dull sublunary lovers love, Whose soul is sense, cannot admit Absence, because it doth remove That thing which elemented it. (From "A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" by John Donne)

06-23-2010, 07:28 AM	#21 (permalink)
james t kirk Junkie Location: Toronto	If you're in Toronto - you can check out some of the local Swinger's Clubs. M4 : Club M4 I believe Monday night is orgy night, Wednesdays and Sundays are Bi night. I don't think they have "bi-orgy night" but I can only imagine that it pretty much occurs on Sundays anyway. (I've only ever been on a Saturday which is strictly couples and male / male interaction doesn't happen except by accident.)

06-23-2010, 04:43 PM	#23 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	Palmela Handerson? __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

07-03-2010, 11:51 PM	#28 (permalink)
morepleasureoz Upright	or you slide your cock into one - while you eat the other's pussy - that was fun!

07-04-2010, 12:57 PM	#29 (permalink)
sbscout Disorganized Location: back home again...	One sits on your lap, one sits on your face. It's not that complicated. Potayto, potahto..... __________________ Always question authority... it'll keep the bastards on their toes!

07-04-2010, 02:43 PM	#30 (permalink)
raging moderate Insane Location: Whatever house my keys can get me into	sounds pretty good to me __________________ These are the good old days... formerly Murp0434

07-05-2010, 09:47 PM	#32 (permalink)
morepleasureoz Upright	re:Are orgies like pizza? If they turn out bad, are they still pretty good? No like pizza they are bad, ok, good and great!

07-08-2010, 09:02 AM	#33 (permalink)
clumsy jock Upright	I have two bad sex experiences, neither are orgy related though. 1. I think most guys suffered this one, getting a girls first blow job and having her rake the grass so bad I actually bled from it and my dick hurt for a few days after. Thank god my wife is great at it. 2. I was doing the 69 with her on top and being the silly girl she is she decided to fart with my face buried in her vagina! that was over 10 years ago and I am still ruined on doing 69 while women on top.