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morepleasureoz 06-21-2010 06:05 AM

most enjoyable and least enjoyable orgy experience
 
my most enjoyable was a nude bi orgy - with lots of bi guys and some women who enjoyed having more than one man at a time.

least enjoyable - a couples party with a few extra men - where most people knew each other - did not cum all evening!

your best and worst sexperiences at orgies? or elsewhere?

james t kirk 06-22-2010 08:31 AM

I think you need to invite me to your parties.

fresnelly 06-22-2010 10:20 AM

See, an orgy is way up there on my list of fantasies but I would have to face the fear that is way up there as well: Rejection.

For example: "Ooh, yeah baby, you want some of this too? What? No? Oh. Uhh...heyy how about you? I'm gonna...what? Oh, OK. Sure. Does anyone need a partner? Hello?... "

Jetée 06-22-2010 10:34 AM

How to Host Your Own Orgy [article]

JStrider 06-22-2010 11:55 AM

I've had a couple MFM threesomes, which were very enjoyable. Never had an orgy, but imagine it could be very fun!

Plan9 06-22-2010 01:36 PM

Where do I sign up?

Baraka_Guru 06-22-2010 01:53 PM

Are orgies like pizza? If they turn out bad, are they still pretty good?

Plan9 06-22-2010 01:58 PM

Sadly no... rumor has it when they turn out bad people get black eyes and divorces...

...on top of the "Who's semen is this?" and "Who's finger was in my ass?" issues.

...

I figure I'm the perfect candidate for such activities though. I have no scruples (sellout), think about sex all day... and have no genitals.

Baraka_Guru 06-22-2010 02:26 PM

Well, as for me, I'd sooner be caught in a riot situation than I would find myself in the midst of an orgy experience.

Plan9 06-22-2010 06:32 PM

See, riots bore me. I'm already prepared for that. What I'm not prepared for is what to do with four breasts and only one mouth.

ratbastid 06-22-2010 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9 (Post 2800545)
See, riots bore me. I'm already prepared for that. What I'm not prepared for is what to do with four breasts and only one mouth.

Tell you the truth, you get in that situation, and you figure it out pretty quick.

Plan9 06-22-2010 07:03 PM

You sonuvabitch.

Pearl Trade 06-22-2010 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JStrider (Post 2800470)
I've had a couple MFM threesomes, which were very enjoyable. Never had an orgy, but imagine it could be very fun!

Ah, the classic "devils threesome." I hope I never find myself in one.

If I ever get in a orgy or X-some, I'd be afraid of focusing too much on one girl. Instead of spreading the love, one girl would get it all. Then all the women would have to fight over who gets to fuck me...you know how it is.

Baraka_Guru 06-22-2010 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ratbastid (Post 2800550)
Tell you the truth, you get in that situation, and you figure it out pretty quick.

Two for the lick, two for the dick!

CHK-CHK!
*wink and point*

Plan9 06-22-2010 07:15 PM

I'm going to go take a long shower now. With Listerine.

...

But yeah-yeah... after my current relationship hits the 1.58 year mark and fails-as-it-always-seems-to-at-that-point... I'm ditching my goals of a normal life and going to become a sexual deviant that prowls dating sites looking for women in their mid-'30s that are down for business and no sleepover drama. In the end I hope to wake up on a plush hotel bed like a scrawny Patrick Bateman... between two sexually liberated women with no last name.

*cue Huey Lewis*

And they better not fucking touch my watch.

Baraka_Guru 06-22-2010 07:28 PM

Is it just me or does it seem like the OP practically coined a term: biorgy!


I want to be a biorgist---an experimental biorgist. None of this theoretical crap. I want real applied biorgy.

levite 06-22-2010 07:30 PM

I once had sex with all five right fingers. Palm, too. That was hot....

genuinegirly 06-22-2010 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9 (Post 2800555)
... prowls dating sites looking for women in their mid-'30s that are down for business and no sleepover drama. In the end I hope to wake up on a plush hotel bed...

It must be hard to attract women of that demographic with your smooth spot.

Plan9 06-22-2010 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by genuinegirly (Post 2800563)
It must be hard to attract women of that demographic with your smooth spot.

Wow, I sure fooled you.

JStrider 06-22-2010 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pearl Trade (Post 2800553)
Ah, the classic "devils threesome." I hope I never find myself in one.

why not? there wasnt any contact between me and the other guys. it was lots of fun. its difficult to rock a girl so hard solo, much easier with help.:thumbsup:

james t kirk 06-23-2010 07:28 AM

If you're in Toronto - you can check out some of the local Swinger's Clubs.

M4 : Club M4

I believe Monday night is orgy night, Wednesdays and Sundays are Bi night.

I don't think they have "bi-orgy night" but I can only imagine that it pretty much occurs on Sundays anyway. (I've only ever been on a Saturday which is strictly couples and male / male interaction doesn't happen except by accident.)

Xerxys 06-23-2010 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by levite (Post 2800561)
I once had sex with all five right fingers. Palm, too. That was hot....

Pffft! I can one up you ... Try this on for size,





I've had sex with Pam ...










and her twin sis, Pam!

Baraka_Guru 06-23-2010 04:43 PM

Palmela Handerson?

Pearl Trade 06-23-2010 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9 (Post 2800555)
In the end I hope to wake up on a plush hotel bed like a scrawny Patrick Bateman... between two sexually liberated women with no last name.

*cue Huey Lewis*

And they better not fucking touch my watch.

You gonna put a small, fuzzy hamster inside her and return some video tapes too?

Hey, Baraka, I'd appreciate it if you didn't mention my girlfriend Palmela on here. Just because she shows up at my house 1, 2, 8 times a day doesn't mean she doesn't like her anonomity.

curiousbear 06-24-2010 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JStrider (Post 2800570)
why not? there wasnt any contact between me and the other guys. it was lots of fun. its difficult to rock a girl so hard solo, much easier with help.:thumbsup:

+1
I always thought multiple people can rock a girl much better
But me or SO cant even imagine it....

raging moderate 06-29-2010 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by james t kirk (Post 2800621)
If you're in Toronto - you can check out some of the local Swinger's Clubs.

M4 : Club M4

I believe Monday night is orgy night, Wednesdays and Sundays are Bi night.

I don't think they have "bi-orgy night" but I can only imagine that it pretty much occurs on Sundays anyway. (I've only ever been on a Saturday which is strictly couples and male / male interaction doesn't happen except by accident.)

That's it, I'm moving to Canada. Sex, drugs, no guns. What a wonderful world!

MSD 07-02-2010 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pearl Trade (Post 2800553)
Ah, the classic "devils threesome." I hope I never find myself in one.

If I ever get in a orgy or X-some, I'd be afraid of focusing too much on one girl. Instead of spreading the love, one girl would get it all. Then all the women would have to fight over who gets to fuck me...you know how it is.

One sits on your lap, one sits on your face. It's not that complicated.
Quote:

Originally Posted by raging moderate (Post 2802268)
That's it, I'm moving to Canada. Sex, drugs, no guns. What a wonderful world!

I want all three. Not at the same time, but I'm not compromising.

morepleasureoz 07-03-2010 11:51 PM

or you slide your cock into one - while you eat the other's pussy - that was fun!

sbscout 07-04-2010 12:57 PM

One sits on your lap, one sits on your face. It's not that complicated.


Potayto, potahto..... :thumbsup:

raging moderate 07-04-2010 02:43 PM

sounds pretty good to me

curiousbear 07-04-2010 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sbscout (Post 2803294)
One sits on your lap, one sits on your face. It's not that complicated.

Thats sounds like dream come true to me ....

morepleasureoz 07-05-2010 09:47 PM

re:Are orgies like pizza? If they turn out bad, are they still pretty good?

No like pizza they are bad, ok, good and great!

clumsy jock 07-08-2010 09:02 AM

I have two bad sex experiences, neither are orgy related though.

1. I think most guys suffered this one, getting a girls first blow job and having her rake the grass so bad I actually bled from it and my dick hurt for a few days after. Thank god my wife is great at it.

2. I was doing the 69 with her on top and being the silly girl she is she decided to fart with my face buried in her vagina! that was over 10 years ago and I am still ruined on doing 69 while women on top.


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