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Originally Posted by james t kirk
Cum to Toronto. The Strip Joints are full service, full nudity, full contact, with alcohol. As far as I'm aware we haven't spontaneously combusted yet.
If you want a little more action than what a Strip Joint has to offer, you could sample any number of fine (licensed by the City of Toronto) Massage Parlours, or partake in legal outcall prostitution.
No guns allowed though. Guns get people killed.
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"Come on over, get trashed, and bang hookers...but don't bring the means to defend yourself." The Admiral Akbar in me is skeptical. Sounds too much like the movie "Hostel".
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Growing up in Gig Harbor, Washington, I had the opportunity to spend a good bit of time with a friend of the family who happened to be a pilot. My father and I would frequently accompany him on (presumably humanitarian aid) flights to Vancouver, Canadia.
I seem to remember that the vast majority of citizens had lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When they come at ya, they don't seem to be living. Oh, and that the donuts were delicious.
I do not recall any hookers or weed.