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Originally Posted by Seaver
The only thing I hate is an improper reception.... also known as "no alcohol".
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Hah, my wedding reception was totally improper then. I didn't want a bunch of drunken army kids stumbling around the fancypants plantation house like a herd of retarded gazelles. They could barely get their boots tied sober. This one kid actually showed up without boot laces and had to buy them half an hour before the main event. Everybody got nice and toasted once the dress clothes were ditched, though. Glad it went down like that; safer that way.
For all the "good times" a little booze can generate at a wedding, I'd imagine it can really fuck your whole day up if That One Guy takes it a little too far.
I guess the wedding tradition that is missing today is drinking in moderation.
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Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru
I find things like the garter tossing to be cheesy.
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Dunno, bro... I got a semi in front of everybody diving up that voluminous skirt to fetch it. There's a really funny picture of it somewhere.