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Plan9 · 06-01-2010, 10:42 AM

Aaah, TFP... you know how I know I'm unemployed? I'm inebriated at 1430 on a friggin' Tuesday.

Anyway, I got to thinking about how awesome blowjobs are... mmm... and how I'd like to be getting one right now. Then I thought about blueberry waffles for a minute. Then I thought about my blowjob history... and how certain partners would basically just whoa-damn ambush me with armrest-breaking fellatio and yet others would use such a delicious toe-curling treat as a mere lubricant-slathering prelude to intercourse.

The title, of course, comes from a line one of my old girlfriends dropped on me back in the day. Needless to say, after said flesh-slurping activity I wasn't going anywhere except into a post-orgasm man-coma. So... my mediocre submission (sure to be largely ignored) for this month will be:

Ladies, do you engage in random acts of oral sex or is it merely part of the carnal sheathing routine? Gentlemen, what are your experiences?

Stories, people, I need stories. I need "oh, damn!" and "yeah, boy!" and all that jazz, m'kay?

06-01-2010, 10:42 AM	#1 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	You're Not Going Anywhere Without a Blowjob Aaah, TFP... you know how I know I'm unemployed? I'm inebriated at 1430 on a friggin' Tuesday. Anyway, I got to thinking about how awesome blowjobs are... mmm... and how I'd like to be getting one right now. Then I thought about blueberry waffles for a minute. Then I thought about my blowjob history... and how certain partners would basically just whoa-damn ambush me with armrest-breaking fellatio and yet others would use such a delicious toe-curling treat as a mere lubricant-slathering prelude to intercourse. The title, of course, comes from a line one of my old girlfriends dropped on me back in the day. Needless to say, after said flesh-slurping activity I wasn't going anywhere except into a post-orgasm man-coma. So... my mediocre submission (sure to be largely ignored) for this month will be: *Ladies, do you engage in random acts of oral sex or is it merely part of the carnal sheathing routine? Gentlemen, what are your experiences?* Stories, people, I need stories. I need "oh, damn!" and "yeah, boy!" and all that jazz, m'kay? __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 06-01-2010 at 10:59 AM..