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Taxans
Two Texans were having lunch at a restaurant
when they noticed a woman at the next table
having trouble breathing. One of them got
up, walked over to her table, took her face in
his big Texas hands and said,
"Kin ya swaller?"
She shook her nead 'no.' "Kin ya breathe?"
Again she shakes her head 'no.'
The Texan grabs her around the waist
and with with one hand, turns her over,
pulls down her panties and licks her right
between her legs up to her butt!
The woman is so shocked that she coughs
causing the food to dislodge.
The big Texan pulls up her panties, turns
her right side up, tips his hat and returns
to his seat.
His friend is sitting stunned. "I have never
seen anything like that in my whole life!"
he says to his heroic friend.
"Yea, I tell ya, that Hind Lick maneuver works
every time!"
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