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06-14-2003, 01:24 PM
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Taxans
Two Texans were having lunch at a restaurant
when they noticed a woman at the next table having trouble breathing. One of them got up, walked over to her table, took her face in his big Texas hands and said, "Kin ya swaller?" She shook her nead 'no.' "Kin ya breathe?" Again she shakes her head 'no.' The Texan grabs her around the waist and with with one hand, turns her over, pulls down her panties and licks her right between her legs up to her butt! The woman is so shocked that she coughs causing the food to dislodge. The big Texan pulls up her panties, turns her right side up, tips his hat and returns to his seat. His friend is sitting stunned. "I have never seen anything like that in my whole life!" he says to his heroic friend. "Yea, I tell ya, that Hind Lick maneuver works every time!" |
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06-16-2003, 05:43 AM
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will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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<b>Mental Note:</b>
Try that the next time I see a hot looking choking chick. <b>/Mental Note</b>
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