Idyllic

And so I pear into the mirror naked and think Nope, no sir-e.... not possible until this old broad feels her oats again, it'll happen, one day the oats thing, not so much the sex, then again......
I was once known as pretty fetching in my youth.

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you can tell them all you want but it won't matter until they think it does

p.s. I contradict my contradictions, with or without intention, sometimes.