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Originally Posted by Idyllic
So Cute.....
There is a problem here though, you see a true redneck would never own a Weed Wacker to begin with, this guy "larry" is an informer or spy.......
a) rednecks would NEVER waste good beer money on a non-multi tasker... this is why we have push mowers, we can tilt them to get the edges and the edges we can't get, fuck'em...... not to mention the weed wacker's have a tendency to completely ruin the tires on our 12+ non functioning cars half covered by high grass, it's all about aesthetics, we just say no to weed wackers.
b) the word weed wacker to a red neck immediately causes revolt issues, cause ain't nobody gonna be wacken my weed...... I intend on smoken' that shit, thank you very much.
c) If we really felt we had a yard problem we'd just buy a goat, less work and free milk and cheese, not to mention..... never mind.
d) rednecks really don't care about their lawns to begin with...... call us queer, odd, whatever, but we would rather use the motor to upgrade the fans permanently fixed to our windows.
Lastly, it would be a real injustice to make our lawns look better than our trailers, so we would first have to fix our trailers before we fixed our lawns, and that just ain't gonna happen, not to mention, it's just not safe to use things that can cut you while your drunk or stoned, see we're pretty mart after all, ain't we........ 
p.s. I don't think those things actually "eat" the weeds, they just spit' em out.... and don't get me started on what they do to sand-spurs. |
Oh shit, my internet connection is cutting out, I think I forgot to pay the bill, buying beer was much more important at the time! Thank God the flood washed away that car that was sitting on blocks in my yard, unfortunately it also washed away my crop of weed, just got em started to, & it killed my goat!
The bright side is that it also washed away my lawn that was 3 feet high & my trailer too, yeeha!! I aint got nuttin to worry bout now!
P.S. Only Southerners can make fun of other Southerners lest we might take offense at you uptight, snobbish, know it all, over educated Yankee bastards.
Idyllic is a fine upstanding Southern Bell so its all good.
Disclaimer: This is a joke & should only be taken as such. Any similarity to actual Northern or Southern type folks is purely coincidental and should only be taken as stereotypical humor.