05-09-2010, 03:13 AM
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Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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Originally Posted by levite
OK, I'm sorry, but if you're texting, reading, shopping, watching sports, talking on the phone, or pretty much anything during sex except having sex...one or both of two things are true:
1. Your lover sucks beyond belief. And not in a good way.
2. You have major issues with permitting yourself sexual pleasure.
Any partner of mine who did that would become an ex on the spot.
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I'm not above handing my wife the phone if it rings while we're at it and caller ID shows it's her mother. 
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