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OK, I'm sorry, but if you're texting, reading, shopping, watching sports, talking on the phone, or pretty much anything during sex except having sex...one or both of two things are true:
1. Your lover sucks beyond belief. And not in a good way.
2. You have major issues with permitting yourself sexual pleasure.
Any partner of mine who did that would become an ex on the spot.
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Dull sublunary lovers love,
Whose soul is sense, cannot admit
Absence, because it doth remove
That thing which elemented it.
(From "A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" by John Donne)
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