"Long as a whore's dream!" Need Help.
I heard these words today and they really got me to thinking. They were used be a country fellow describing something he felt was very long. I thought it seemed funny enough, but then I thought...do whores have long dreams? Why the hell would they have longer dreams than anyone else? It wasn't funny to me anymore. I told my wife, and she thought it was funny...she said whores have the longest dreams because they dream of not being a whore all day. So I guess I got it now. Hmmm. It still ain't funny to me.
Are there better "long as a............? So in case I am faced with 'whores dream' again, I can have similar description that is actually funny.
Thanks.
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