Hold the phone... this is good:
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Originally Posted by Zeraph
Couple of reasons people don't fight, and it has little to do with the law.
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Maybe, but let's assume that people are aware of those hordes of white guys in navy-colored polyester outfits. Ya know, the ones with
BAHD-jezz.
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Originally Posted by Zeraph
1. You are waaay softer than you think (and I think most people realize this deep down.) Even martial artists get this syndrome. I've known/met a lot of skillful (and mean/criminal) people, and only 1 of them (no, its not me) was actually a fighter. In other words, you will most likely get hurt...badly. Vast majority of people have no idea how painful or scary it can be. You feel like you're fighting for your life and sometimes you are.
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Speaking from experience... it's the people that have no idea what they're doing that are often the most dangerous. The nastiest injuries I've seen have come from people that have no clue that you can't (97%) easily break a beer bottle over someone's head in real life... usually much to their surprise.
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Originally Posted by Zeraph
2. When not drunk on drugs or anger we are a cowards for the most part. Most people won't accept it, but its true.
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"You know why God invented booze, right? To keep the Irish from taking over the world!"
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Originally Posted by Zeraph
3. You probably have no skill or discipline.
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In what? Anger management? I'm confused as to how this statement applies to the thread where William Foster (or, as his friends call him, D-fens) is bubbling over like a pot full of spaghetti and appears to be venting about wanting to dole out some righteous knuckle sammiches.
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Originally Posted by Zeraph
Getting away with it is fairly easy depending on the situation. But I'm not going to post tips on the internet.
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Awwh...
*erection deflates*