| This is more of a blog post, but well-well, looks like you've just entered Man Hell: Virginity Declaration Edition.
 A:  The girl actually was a virgin.  This is a problem because of whatever physical/psychological issues come with being The First.
 
 B:  The girl is a horrible liar.  She's tongue-tickled the balls of the entire college football team but drops the virgin line anyway.
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