Shadowex3

I'm going out on a limb and assuming based on Oliver's post that "trouble" also includes instances where actions are taken against you by school officials even if you didn't break the rules.

I can actually give a megapost from grade 1 to grade 9 about all the times I've spent in worse trouble than pretty much every other example here so far, but that's more for a "Chronicle abused childhoods" emothread.

Everything taken altogether I'd say the worst "trouble" I've gotten into would be a combination of a longest-running-detention-ever and the time I was blamed for someone trying to rape me in the locker room in middle school. The second led directly into the first in one long clusterfuck of epic proportions.

After this one dick tried to force me to suck his, and I was the only person to walk away from that unassisted, a rumor was started that I was going to Go Columbine on the school. Since I was a computer nerd, gamer, and a jew and this was in a heavily racist school after 9/11 the administration bought it and blamed me for the attempted rape claiming I shouldnt antagonize people.

Following the billion "Threat Risk Assessments" I wound up wading into a particularly nasty attack on some Sikh and Hindu students (not even the right race...) which resulted in some serious ass-kicking in all directions they hired a teacher full-time to do nothing but follow me around.

Officially he was a bodyguard due to all the race motivated assaults in the school. Unofficially I spent 4 years with someone following me around to make sure I didn't kill anyone.

It doesn't sound like much but the "fighting" was less Porky's and more 300, and being escorted around 24/7 was less secret service and more personal simon-says.

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