Heh. The worst trouble I got into in HS was using a graphing calculator during a 'pep rally'. No joke. I got suspended for 'not participating'.
The second-worst trouble I got into was when a teacher found
The Terrorist's Handbook on my person. I can't imagine how lucky I am that this was before Columbine/911. I would have been *so* screwed if it had been post-columbine. As it is, I just got a talking-to from the assistant principal.
The third-worst trouble that I *almost* got into was having some 'centerfolds' from a few Playboys I'd acquired somewhere in my backpack. I somehow managed to talk my way out of getting my bags searched on the spot when someone caught a glimpse. I can't even recall why I brought them to school.
Good times.