Once during English class, I was able to actually fit the words "Ear Hair" into every sentence the teacher said. Not that it's that funny just doing the act, but the fact that it drew attention to the fact that the teacher had quite a bit of ear hair.
The next class, I continued the whole "Ear Hair" pattern, and it was even funnier as he'd only managed to clip the ear hairs on one ear, but neglected the other side completely. Naturally, this made everything even more hysterical. And the class just laughed even harder. Naturally I was sent to detention for this. Oh so totally worth it.
Wasn't the worst thing I'd ever done, but still very memorable. I couldn't breathe from all of the laughter. Best ab workout I've had in a long time.
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