a_divine_martyr

A man went to the beach and stripped off all his clothes and began laying down in the sun. Then comes a very naive blonde. He quickly covered his "private part" with a towel and the blonde asks him, "What's inside your towel?"
The man replied, "Oooh, it's just a little birdie."

The dumb blonde nodded and wandered off and the man falls asleep. When he woke up, he finds himself in a hospital and his "private part" in huge pain. A doctor came and asked him, "What happened?"

The man replied, "How am I supposed to know? All I remember was stripping of my clothes, laying down on the beach naked, this dumb blonde talking to me and then i fell asleep! And now, I'm here!"

So the doctor went to the beach and tried finding the blonde. When he did, he asked her what did she do with the man's private part.

The blonde answered; "Well, I was bored so I decided to play with the little birdie. I was playing with it until it spit at me. I got angry so I crushed its eggs, broke its neck and set its nest on fire!"

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