The Blonde and The Birdie - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

a_divine_martyr · 06-13-2003, 08:32 PM

A man went to the beach and stripped off all his clothes and began laying down in the sun. Then comes a very naive blonde. He quickly covered his "private part" with a towel and the blonde asks him, "What's inside your towel?"
The man replied, "Oooh, it's just a little birdie."

The dumb blonde nodded and wandered off and the man falls asleep. When he woke up, he finds himself in a hospital and his "private part" in huge pain. A doctor came and asked him, "What happened?"

The man replied, "How am I supposed to know? All I remember was stripping of my clothes, laying down on the beach naked, this dumb blonde talking to me and then i fell asleep! And now, I'm here!"

So the doctor went to the beach and tried finding the blonde. When he did, he asked her what did she do with the man's private part.

The blonde answered; "Well, I was bored so I decided to play with the little birdie. I was playing with it until it spit at me. I got angry so I crushed its eggs, broke its neck and set its nest on fire!"

hawkeye · 06-15-2003, 09:21 PM

Ouch <winces in sympathetic pain>

troit · 06-16-2003, 08:48 AM

Go figure -- sounds like a recent sexual romp I had with one of those "Blondes" --

txgirl · 06-16-2003, 12:08 PM

Note to self...stop reading blond jokes!

morlock · 06-17-2003, 12:21 PM

I think a piece of every man died or wanted to when we read this.

zaiaz · 07-09-2003, 04:34 AM

and the morale of the story is....?

acostello · 07-11-2003, 12:08 AM

Don't leave your birdy alone when you doze off in a public beach

TerresqueÜ · 07-28-2003, 08:07 PM

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ...blondes bad!

Slims · 07-28-2003, 08:16 PM

eh, amusing I guess.

06-13-2003, 08:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
a_divine_martyr Insane	The Blonde and The Birdie A man went to the beach and stripped off all his clothes and began laying down in the sun. Then comes a very naive blonde. He quickly covered his "private part" with a towel and the blonde asks him, "What's inside your towel?" The man replied, "Oooh, it's just a little birdie." The dumb blonde nodded and wandered off and the man falls asleep. When he woke up, he finds himself in a hospital and his "private part" in huge pain. A doctor came and asked him, "What happened?" The man replied, "How am I supposed to know? All I remember was stripping of my clothes, laying down on the beach naked, this dumb blonde talking to me and then i fell asleep! And now, I'm here!" So the doctor went to the beach and tried finding the blonde. When he did, he asked her what did she do with the man's private part. The blonde answered; "Well, I was bored so I decided to play with the little birdie. I was playing with it until it spit at me. I got angry so I crushed its eggs, broke its neck and set its nest on fire!" __________________ Censorship and thought control can only exist in secrecy and darkness...

06-15-2003, 09:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	Ouch <winces in sympathetic pain> __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

06-16-2003, 08:48 AM	#3 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	Go figure -- sounds like a recent sexual romp I had with one of those "Blondes" -- __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

07-09-2003, 04:34 AM	#6 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	and the morale of the story is....? __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

07-28-2003, 08:07 PM	#8 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ...blondes bad! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

06-16-2003, 12:08 PM	#4 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	Note to self...stop reading blond jokes!

06-17-2003, 12:21 PM	#5 (permalink)
morlock Loser	I think a piece of every man died or wanted to when we read this.

07-11-2003, 12:08 AM	#7 (permalink)
acostello Crazy	Don't leave your birdy alone when you doze off in a public beach

07-28-2003, 08:16 PM	#9 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	eh, amusing I guess. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence