Chuck Norris once ate four whole turtles. When he shit them out, they were six feet tall and masters in the art of Kung Fu. He called them the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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"The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager
"Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike
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