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What's your best Chuck Norris joke / line?

I'll start it off.

Chuck Norris once ate a rubix cube and crapped it out solved.

and...

Chuck Norris' daughter once lost her virginity, Chuck Norris got it back.

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Old signature just wasn't doing it for me anymore, so now I have this new one. It's equally as stupid but at least it looks really long. I'm probably just going to keep typing until I run out of things to babble about and see how many people actually read this. I once ran down a hill, fell down and hurt my elbow; my mom said I would be ok, she kissed it and made it all better. I've run out of things to say now, so if you have read this whole thing, congratulations you get a gold star!