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Old 02-01-2010, 06:53 AM   #14 (permalink)
LordEden
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Originally Posted by Plan9 View Post
That sucks, bro. Complete waste of time for all parties involved. I had a similar experience with NC cops.

Yeah, go to court in a tie and pull the GI Joe card. Bring a picture of your vehicle, tires, and training certificates.

You probably won't need a lawyer... but given that its buttfuck-backwards NC, who knows what'll happen?

If you do get brought down for having above a 9th grade reading level... make sure not to smile.

They'll be jealous of your teeth and you'll probably be held in contempt of court.
I started to reply that NC isn't as bad as Planster says, but then I remember I was arrested for being near someone who threw a chair at a off-duty cop's truck (Who got out of the car with a gun, cause you know, a broken plastic law chair is a deadly weapon).

Watch out Walt, there are to many rednecks with CJ degrees in the NC court system. They might not like it you use to many three syllable words. Depending on the county, I might know some lawyers. Let me know.

I got all my teeth, TYVM.
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