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Plan9 · 01-31-2010, 03:34 PM

That sucks, bro. Complete waste of time for all parties involved. I had a similar experience with NC cops.

Yeah, go to court in a tie and pull the GI Joe card. Bring a picture of your vehicle, tires, and training certificates.

You probably won't need a lawyer... but given that its buttfuck-backwards NC, who knows what'll happen?

If you do get brought down for having above a 9th grade reading level... make sure not to smile.

They'll be jealous of your teeth and you'll probably be held in contempt of court.

01-31-2010, 03:34 PM	#5 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	That sucks, bro. Complete waste of time for all parties involved. I had a similar experience with NC cops. Yeah, go to court in a tie and pull the GI Joe card. Bring a picture of your vehicle, tires, and training certificates. You probably won't need a lawyer... but given that its buttfuck-backwards NC, who knows what'll happen? If you do get brought down for having above a 9th grade reading level... make sure not to smile. They'll be jealous of your teeth and you'll probably be held in contempt of court. Last edited by Plan9; 01-31-2010 at 03:41 PM..