Perhaps he could become a professional sideshow freak. Hell, even I'd pay $2.00 to see that thing when it was angry.
Acts needed for sideshows
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony
"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus
It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.
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