loquitur

How do I know that a big dick doesn't help you get a job? Well, because an item in the Huffington Post proves it. Here, have a look:The story is accompanied by photo and a video, everyone. No, not photo and video of that.

SSJTWIZTA

i'm in the same boat as that guy, only with a much smaller dick.

time to see if mcdonalds needs any help. (closest mcdonalds is 45 min. away from the house.)

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Fly

I AM a big dick but..........i still have a job.


........and i'd do porn........

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Daniel_

Surely the guy could get a job in porn?

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The_Jazz

Being a big asshole can get you a job as an admin on a message board. But the pay sucks.

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ShaniFaye

but the benefits are awesome....admit it

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Plan9

He should work for Quiznos doing anti-Subway ads.

SSJTWIZTA

Quizno's new 13 and a half inch?

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Craven Morehead

me too

Fotzlid

Thats assuming anybody does now. Its not like his record was discovered by accident in some random penis survey.

paddyjoe

what the fuck could you do???

maybe be the towel boy..........

Daniel_

I have a 12" penis.

I don't use it, as a rule.

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Fotzlid

ba-dum chh

Jetée

Man, contrary to popular belief, anybody with the name "Falcon", ranging from Phil Falcon to Little Falcon, (the Balloon Boy) is a dick. Period.

"Nobody." hahaha, it was so funny that he to reiterate the reason he wouldn't do porn.

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blahblah454

Wow, that must be seriously cumbersome.

Fly

i sure as hell know what you can do joe........



bastard

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SSJTWIZTA

hey baby, come get some of the stud-muffin.

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Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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bazkitcase5

maybe he should be looking for rich women

I bet men with 13 inch dicks can be gold diggers too!

ASU2003

CBC News - World - Nevada gives 'green light' to its first male brothel

He might be perfect for this job.

SSJTWIZTA

i dunno. most chicks i know would run away from a 13 inch cock thats girth is described as such:
"Tense your forearm. Now wrap your hand around the middle of the muscle. That is the girth of Falcon's erection."

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Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

ASU2003

But there might be quite a few women who would want a ride on the largest penis in the world. Or at least spend some time playing with it.

Bill O'Rights

Perhaps he could become a professional sideshow freak. Hell, even I'd pay $2.00 to see that thing when it was angry.
Acts needed for sideshows

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It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

Shell

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loquitur

Ha! good one, Shell!!

MSD

In the Rolling Stone article, he talks about having let random women and men suck his dick just for the hell of it, and walking around in bike shorts with it wrapped around his leg. No accident at all.

mrklixx

Nobody takes Ron Jeremy seriously, but do you think he gives a crap?

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