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Old 12-21-2009, 05:13 PM   #22 (permalink)
Xerxys
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^^ Exactly, pro-tip, always talk to her (them?) she may even respond with "uh .. bu.., wha.., sorry" but key is to always talk to her and see if she wants to have a conversation. Thing about girls is (note I do not know if you are looking for a relationship or a date) they either forget due to the overwhelming propositions they receive or they ACT a fool which essentially means you have to do all the work. Leaving an impression, ANY impression is important.

Or alternatively you could go the Larry David (think George Costanza) route and do as Esoteric says but not to elicit a response but to yell "You want my shopping?? Huh? Take it! Here, take the cheerios goddammit! I mean there's only a shelve full of them on isle 4 but noooooo ram my cart and take mine!!" This is the part you start madly grabbing at items in your cart and flinging them into hers ... "Take it, TAKE IT ALL!! What the FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!! WHY CAN'T I FUCKIN' SHOP IN PEACE?!?!?!?!"

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