When I was stationed up in North Florida (1994 or so) Seagal toured the base and was taken on a MH-53 helicopter flight. I was not on the flight but I knew people on the crew. Anyways, Seagal was playing up his bad-ass persona. But then he barfed all over the inside of the helicopter. Now, to be fair, it was a Special Ops aircraft and they probably did some crazy shit. But what made me laugh is that the Martial-arts bad-boy tough-guy asked everyone to never tell anybody that he blew chunks. Dude couldn't even use the supplied barf-bags, just made a friggin' mess all over the place. I wish digital cameras were out then! Shit would have been all over the internet within a couple of hours. It's not the fact that he made the Technicolor Yawn several times. It's the fact that he was so concerned about his image.
For the record, I never threw up. But if I had, so what? You go pull some positive and negative G's in a Special Ops MH-53 or MC-130H, there's nothing wrong with barfing.
Seagal is just a boob.
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