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Groaner you can tell the kids
What is the difference between a lemon, an elephant and a bag of cement?
You can squeeze a lemon, but you can't squeeze an elephant.
(Wait for it... the inevitable question arises. "What about the bag of cement?")
That's in there to make it hard.
(I didn't say it was a GOOD joke, I just love setting people up!)
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Remember Eric, there are no stupid questions, only stupid people!
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