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What is the difference between a lemon, an elephant and a bag of cement?

You can squeeze a lemon, but you can't squeeze an elephant.


(Wait for it... the inevitable question arises. "What about the bag of cement?")


That's in there to make it hard.



(I didn't say it was a GOOD joke, I just love setting people up!)

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Remember Eric, there are no stupid questions, only stupid people!

Daniel_

Q: What's got 12 wheels, is 40 feet long, has 50 seats and a lollipop?

A: A bus.

Q2: What's the lolipop for?

A2: A sucker like you.

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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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uncle phil

love them both...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.