Maybe I'm an idiot, but I see these two quotes as actually relatively intelligent/witty:
8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison:
"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for
three years, not Princeton."
9. Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a
color photo of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how to
spell my name, I can still find my clothes."
The others, however.. bleh.
And why is "I wonder if his IQ reaches room temperature in January" derogatory? I'm sure that a professional athlete can afford to heat his house.. room temperature generally remains the same year-round. Ambient temperature, however...
I'm just being a difficult smartass.
