My thoughts;
A.) When your friend is rolling around on the ground, holding his head, and crying "Oh fuck, oh fuck, my fucking head!", it is really not necessary to ask "Oh shit, Dude, are you alright?". No. He is not alright. On many different levels, he is decidedly not...alright.
B.) The groin shots bother me far less than the head shots. I mean, let's face it, some of these guys really do not need to be procreating anyway. When I ride a motorcycle, Nebraska state law mandates that I wear a helmet. I would anyway because I learned my lesson, the hard way, many years ago. Still, the rational is that it helps to keep the state from having to care for so many drooling vegetables. Ok. So, why are there no helmet laws for these dinkuses? Some of those hits had to have done some damage. Or, maybe the damage was already done.
C.) Hooray...for natural selection!
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony
"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus
It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.
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