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Originally Posted by The_Jazz
I am neither pro- nor anti-skateboarders, so if you're here to rail on me for mocking your favorite sport or promoting stupidity of the young, take it elsewhere, Poindexter.
Someone just emailed me this compilation of skateboard crashes. Given my general hatred to people (see: ~7,000 TFP posts), I find those hilarious, particularly the ones involving both a groin AND head injury. And this video is comedy gold. Then again, I'm pretty much universally acknowledged as the guy who thinks comedy begins and ends at dick and fart jokes.
By the way, if you clicked on this, don't go thinking that you're better than me. I warned you in the title. You got what you came here for. |
I hate people too, but then, again, perhaps not. I don't have enough allocated empathy in my conscience to even care anymore, so your level of 'hate' is equal to my 'general disinterest towards nobodys'.
Maybe when given a cause and a few minutes I'll come around to embrace you, but until you separate yourself, everyone is a 'schmo'.
Also, besides the 'dick' part, and if you insert 'butts', your version of comedy is akin to that which Nickelodeon has been promoting for the past 25 years, green slime and visible maloderances and all.
And I don't click anything. Just wanted to add some conversation to the mix, since you started it. I'm pretty sure anything found within the above youtube is along the lines of 'Jackass' and rollerskates, but with less man-ass.