Poppinjay

So last year, your big trial was to be in the south of France for Thanksgiving. This year your wife is in Cambodia.

If I were her, you'd be looking at a divorce buster. And I'd have to explain my sex change to my doctor.

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet