10-08-2009, 02:17 PM
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... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
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Dear Prudence,
I am a married man in my 30s, and I have known for some time now that I am quite well-endowed. Though my past girlfriends and wife have been enthusiastic about it, my problem is with how my wife treats this personal information. She discusses my size quite openly with her friends, which I understand is part of her "girl talk." However, I recently found out that she told a female acquaintance whom she'd met for the first time! I am a fairly introverted person, and knowing that our friends have this information affects my social interaction with them. I have brought this issue up with her and asked her to tone it down, but her argument is that she is sharing something positive about me, and therefore it causes no harm. My wife and I have an otherwise stable and loving marriage, and I do not want this issue to be a bone of contention. How can I get my wife to stop broadcasting this? Or should I just accept it?
—Zipped Up
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Originally Posted by Willravel
First off, don't call me Prudence. It's not funny anymore.
Your solution is actually quite simple: turn the tables. The next time you meet with people, please tell them—enthusiastically—how your wife has a wonderfully tight vagina. Talk about how you covet her tight vagina to everyone you meet when you're with your wife.
"Oh, did you know? My wife is tighter than a Japanese ballerina... no, I don't want fries with that."
"Jesus Christ, reverend, we do go through a lot of lubricant."
"I should be brought up on statutory rape charges, officer, because fucking my wife is like fucking a 17 year old virgin! Oh, here's my license and registration."
I'm sure she'll get the picture.
Oh, and congratulations.
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