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Originally Posted by uncle phil
A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick! Give me 20 shots of your best Scotch!"
So the bartender lines up 20 shots of his best Scotch and watches this guy down one after the other.
"Man," the bartender says, "I've never seen anyone drink shots that fast!"
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guy: yeah, I'm celebrating my 1st blowjob.
bartender: Cool! next one's on the house!
guy: Nah, if 20 shots of scotch won't get the taste outta my mouth, one more won't.