Ok, go to
Malwarebytes.org. There should be a blue button on the left side of the page that says "Download Free Version". Click it and follow the links till you get to download the program. Run the program after you finished downloading it. Follow the steps through the program to install it (it should update automatically). Once the program updates and finishes installing, it should run automatically.
When the program starts up, run a full scan. Go hang out with your wife, this might take awhile. Check on it every 20 minutes or so. When it is finished, click the button tthat says "Show results". Tell it to remove spyware and let it restart your computer. After restarting, run it again. If it comes back clean the second time, you are golden bobby (repeat scans if it comes back with more warnings)!
Thank you for the porn, bobby. Hopes this helps you out.
If you get stuck, PM me.