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How do you make 3 lb of fat attractive to a man?
Put a nipple on it.
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What do you call the useless flesh around a vagina?
A woman.
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Why do men make rubbish gardeners?
We can't find a clematis.
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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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