aphrodisiac

one for men...

an up and coming female journalist was exploring the submissive role of women in sub-saharan africa where men had many wives and if the polygamy had a significant role to play in their relationships

oh arrival in angola, a country on the brink of brutal war, she noticed immediately that men walked around with their wives following in their footsteps, hunched and cowed in a ritualistic disgrace that would shurely lead to back problems in later life.

she was outraged, but tried not to show it, instead starting her research, but barely a week had gone by when war erupted and she had to leave the country for her own safety



years later with the war having been pseudo-satisfactorarliy resolved she returned to finish her story.
on arrival she immediately noticed that if any men wanted to go anywhere, they would ask a woman to led the way, and a line of cowering men would scurry in her footsteps.

she rushed over to a womam and hurriedly asked just how they had managed this incredible role reversal, and was shocked by the answer...

landmines


one for women

what do you call the useless lump of fat on the end of a penis?
a man

Daniel_

How do you make 3 lb of fat attractive to a man?

Put a nipple on it.

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What do you call the useless flesh around a vagina?

A woman.

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Why do men make rubbish gardeners?

We can't find a clematis.

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reverendjay

I think that my favorite interchangeable sexist joke is this:

What do (wo)men and parking spots have in common?

The only good ones left that aren't already taken are all handicapped.

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