You don't know Halx's last name.
You don't know what MSD stands for.
You still haven't figured out what bobby's avatar is.
You have never been in chat.
You were not around for the awesomeness that was the "Shoutbox".
You had no idea that there were once "TFP webcams".
You might remember the titty board being on the front page, but you have no idea the gold mine of passwords that it used to be.
You have never seen the video of Halx spanking the girl.
Add moar!