Crack

You don't know Halx's last name.
You don't know what MSD stands for.
You still haven't figured out what bobby's avatar is.
You have never been in chat.
You were not around for the awesomeness that was the "Shoutbox".
You had no idea that there were once "TFP webcams".
You might remember the titty board being on the front page, but you have no idea the gold mine of passwords that it used to be.
You have never seen the video of Halx spanking the girl.

Add moar!

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

ShaniFaye

You weren't here when Malificent was the queen of the food threads

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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!

Poppinjay

Almost six years and I am apparently a noobie. I know what Bobby's avatar is. Pretty easy to figure that out, and I chatted for about 3 seconds.

I would say:

The Politics folder seems kind of slow to you.

You've never had the chance to post in the Nutella and Cheese discussion, with pics.

You haven't lamented the loss of your journal entries, or like some (me) were too lazy to transfer them.

You haven't figured out that the innernets makes you much smarter, not dumber as so many media articles claim.

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

Redlemon

You think Whitesnake is a rock band.

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I can't read your signature. Sorry.

Crack

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

Xerxys

Your title is upright! (or anything else beside it being custom)

Wheres the vid of Halx spanking the girl? I WANT THE VID!!

telekinetic

Sentences like "i have some sex all the days, but it is not always with a lady." do not immediately conjur this image:

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twisted no more

noodle

you've never seen all of Halx...

you're still asking "wherza bewbs?"

you haven't figured out that it IS all. about. the. ass.

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Cynthetiq

if you don't know that dutch get sprinkled with cinnamon as a rite of passage.

that cyn/cynthetiq isn't short for cynthia or cyndi

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SSJTWIZTA

shit! i'm still a noob!

If TFP Green makes you think "home."

if you first found this page by being a pervert on fark.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

cdwonderful

if you dont know who Jadzia dax was.......

if you ever used the word "kindly" to describe crompsin.

If you really believe that Unclephil was the golf pro in the original "Caddyshack"

If you fell for the canadian invasion of 2009

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Never try to teach a pig to whistle
it wastes your time,
and annoys the pig.....

uncle phil

you don't remember where cd used to live...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ShaniFaye

If you've never seen Uncle Phil dressed in toilet paper

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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!

CinnamonGirl

You don't know anything about phredgreen or his facial expressions.

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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world."


"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

Bear Cub

If you think Onodrim is some kind of Asian instrument.

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Living in the United Socialist States of America.

cdwonderful

If you've seen Uncle Phil dressed in toilet paper, survived the therapy, but never blogged about it.

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Never try to teach a pig to whistle
it wastes your time,
and annoys the pig.....

Halx

...you've only had to register once.

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You have found this post informative.
-The Administrator
[Don't Feed The Animals]

ratbastid

..Or if your post count number is the actual number of posts you've posted

noodle

or The Horizontal Puuuussssssssy! tbbbbbpt.

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Shauk

you haven't been banned at least once.

dd3953

i'm not sure how long i've been a member, but i know i'm a noob even without this little test ...

nope, don't know
nope, don't know this one either, but i did learn what NSFW means.
i know what it is
i have been, but i'm not a chatter, so i watch for a bit and then leave
i think i remember that ...
nope, i didn't, but that's cuz i don't have one (i think)
nope, i never visited the titty board, but i do remember seeing it
no, i haven't but i would love to, does someone have it?

yeah, i don't post enough, so i'm just psycho which fits me pretty good, not sure i'd change it if i could

and the list of proof could go on, but the point still remains: i'm a noob

anyone up for answering the ones i couldn't?

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[Technically, I'm not possible, I'm made of exceptions. ]

Charlatan

Danish... (though perhaps the Dutch also get this treatment).


Nutella and cheese taste pretty good together but Peanut Butter and Jam are better.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

FelixP

You think Cromp has a penis.

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Free will lies not in the ability to craft your own fate, but in not knowing what your fate is. --Me

"I have just returned from visting the Marines at the front, and there is not a finer fighting organization in the world." --Douglas MacArthur

Xerxys

I'd tell you Halx's last name but then he'd find out I'm stalking him.

MSD stands for Mr. Self Destruct

And I could change my title once I went past addict to junkie.

Fly

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

---------- Post added at 05:21 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:17 PM ----------

and Nancy..........can't forget that sweetheart......

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Charlatan

Two things:

You are still a newbie if you haven't seen fly's ass (and you don't know who flyman is...)
and you don't know the horror of nylons and pepperoni...

OK... that's three things.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

dd3953

i guess they added more 'steps'

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[Technically, I'm not possible, I'm made of exceptions. ]

SaltPork

if you never experienced chat with Bones and KWSN, among others.

you have no idea who "whoaitsz" is or was

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It was like that when I got here....I swear.

healer

you've never seen this before:

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Lucifer

Speaking of ass....you're still a noobie if you didn't see the photos of la petite moi taking it up the ass!

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I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls.
- Job 30:29

1123, 6536, 5321

The_Jazz

Wow, I'd completely forgotten that one!

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

ratbastid

Or if you don't remember her posting kiddie porn of herself...

The_Jazz

You think that the boobies have only disapeared once.
You never worried about Kpax with a gun.
The names "host" and "Ustwo" don't immediately make you do a double facepalm.
You can remember my original signature.

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Plan9

"Werewolves, zombies, vampires!" is still new and amazing.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Fly

man................i forgot about that one...........good call.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

DaniGirl

Hey where is the video of Halx spanking the girl?
Everyone knows I'm still a noobie.

Xerxys

^^ Answer the question dammit! I WANT THE VID!!

Fremen

You've never seen Averett in her maple-leaf jammies.
You've not seen the awesomeness that is the penis-bong.
You've not participated in the MSPaint thread.
You've never tried to post in all of the multi-country sub-forums.
You don't know the original name of the TFP.
You've never seen Fly's musical instrument collection.
You've never been impregnated by a giant galactic burger.
You've never seen ART's impressive artwork, or his, Mimi's and Suss' impressive candid pics.
You've never read the Weapon forum and realized Crompsin, et al. can invade a small country, tomorrow.
Lastly, you've never read Dune!

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Google

Crack

We politely ask that Hal be the one to link that, if he wants to. Read the "porn from the inside" thread in the hall of fame section if you want a description.

I will say that Hal is the reason I will never post my dick anyone on this site ever. Also, Hal can lean forward about 2 feet and not fall over... Ask him how!

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

Charlatan

How is your swollen birth canal by the way? Still smell of processed cheese and mustard?

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke