Thread: Ask a Birther
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Old 08-31-2009, 02:16 PM   #7 (permalink)
filtherton
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You fucking people are nuts!!!! I can't believe you've all been tricked so willingly by the slanderous lies of sig heil herr obamessiah!!!!
He'll never release the long form of his birth certificate becausehe's not a real american!!!!! HE WAS BORN IN KENYA, YOU ASSHOLES!!!!


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Originally Posted by FuglyStick View Post
How much ammunition should I have on hand for when the revolution begins?
If you can count it, you don't have enough.

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Poor people--what's their deal?
They've never released the long form of their birth certificates.

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Are two church services on Sunday enough?
In an ideal world, Sunday would consist of a 1-2 hour nonchurch service, with the rest of the time being devoted to worshipping Jesus and Orly.

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Originally Posted by samcol View Post
Are the birther questions a distraction from his horrible policies?
His policies don't really exist, because he's not a real US citizen. It is impossible to be distracted from an illusion.

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Originally Posted by noodle View Post
why?
Because he's never produced the long form of his birth certificate.

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Originally Posted by ring View Post
How long do I have to wait before resuming sexual intercouse,
after my Episiotomy?
You need only wait until you've been able to produce the long form of your child's birth certificate.
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