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Old 08-30-2009, 06:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ask a Birther

I have allowed my fear and desperation to crowd out my ability to think rationally and critically about the sources and quality of the information I choose to believe. Ask me something!!!!!!!
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Old 08-30-2009, 07:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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How much ammunition should I have on hand for when the revolution begins?

Poor people--what's their deal?

Are two church services on Sunday enough?
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Old 08-30-2009, 07:25 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Are the birther questions a distraction from his horrible policies?
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Old 08-30-2009, 07:29 PM   #4 (permalink)
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why?
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Old 08-30-2009, 07:51 PM   #5 (permalink)
 
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How long do I have to wait before resuming sexual intercouse,
after my Episiotomy?
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Old 08-30-2009, 08:10 PM   #6 (permalink)
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When ... will this thread be moved to nonsense?
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Old 08-31-2009, 02:16 PM   #7 (permalink)
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You fucking people are nuts!!!! I can't believe you've all been tricked so willingly by the slanderous lies of sig heil herr obamessiah!!!!
He'll never release the long form of his birth certificate becausehe's not a real american!!!!! HE WAS BORN IN KENYA, YOU ASSHOLES!!!!


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How much ammunition should I have on hand for when the revolution begins?
If you can count it, you don't have enough.

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Poor people--what's their deal?
They've never released the long form of their birth certificates.

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Are two church services on Sunday enough?
In an ideal world, Sunday would consist of a 1-2 hour nonchurch service, with the rest of the time being devoted to worshipping Jesus and Orly.

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Are the birther questions a distraction from his horrible policies?
His policies don't really exist, because he's not a real US citizen. It is impossible to be distracted from an illusion.

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why?
Because he's never produced the long form of his birth certificate.

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How long do I have to wait before resuming sexual intercouse,
after my Episiotomy?
You need only wait until you've been able to produce the long form of your child's birth certificate.
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Old 09-01-2009, 06:06 AM   #8 (permalink)
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First of all, this thread is the best. My question is: Where are my car keys? I seemed to have misplaced them while reading your oversized red text messages.

I may be going blind as a result. Good thing I am a touch typist
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Old 09-03-2009, 03:24 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Have you ever worked as a midwife?
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Old 09-04-2009, 06:39 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I think all that ice and snow might be giving you brain freeze. But luckily, all those big red letters have a warm glow to them...babies like warm glows so this would help and possibly aleviate the need to put them into one of those incubator hot box thingies. Plus hugs....hugs are warm.
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