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Ask Ustwo
Many of you new folks may not remember Ustwo. He still haunts the internet somewhere, but he finally tired of our shenanigans a few years ago and ventured off into the void, armed only with a cockring and his dental tools. I, for one, miss his antics, even though they caused the staff many, many headaches.
In his honor, I'll start this thread by channelling his spirit to answer questions with one-liners, put-downs and vaguely relevant pictures. But I'm not carrying the torch. Answer the question ahead of yours before answering your own, please. One line only, with a severe lack of respect for authority. Pictures trump words every time, and there are no winners in this thread.
And Ustwo, if you ever come back to find this, I expect you to have a field-day with it.
Here's my question, a softball if you will:
Why do I suck so much?
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