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Q: What's brown and green and if it falls on you from a tree will kill you?
A: A snooker table.
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I told this at work the other day, and one of the warehouse drones thought it was great - so he walked into the office and said "Go on, tell them the snooker table joke".
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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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