08-25-2009, 03:18 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Upright
Location: Omaha, NE
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Stupid and silly, still my fav somehow
Q: How do you catch a unique bunny?
A: U "neek" up on it Q: How do you catch a tame bunny? A: 'Tame' way u "neek" up on it I know it's stupid and corny but it still makes me giggle for some reason... |
08-25-2009, 06:03 PM | #4 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Pats country
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come on people, this joke kills in the elementary schools!
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08-25-2009, 10:36 PM | #6 (permalink) |
Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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Q: What's brown and green and if it falls on you from a tree will kill you?
A: A snooker table. --------------------------------- I told this at work the other day, and one of the warehouse drones thought it was great - so he walked into the office and said "Go on, tell them the snooker table joke".
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