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Why not just follow her around and wait until she's having a conversation with one of her friends. Hide in some nearby bushes and wait until talk turns to boyfriends/girlfriends/pets/David Copperfield. At this point, pull your your old-timey conical sea-shell hearing cone and listen carefully for her to mention her boyfriend/husband/girlfriend/wife/pet/David Copperfield. If talk doesn't turn this direction, continue following her until conversation does revolve around this subject. Wait for her to discribe her relationship. If she's single, she'll most definately say something like, "I'm single." If she's not, she'll indicate this by saying something like, "I'm not single." This is probably the most affective method for ascertaining her relationship status.
If you're spotted, just tell her that you took the advice of some moron on an internet forum because you didn't know how else to ask her if she was single or not.
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