Let him take it out in trade from the Walmart stores. He, too, can get extra large 48 pack rolls of cheap ass-numbing toilet paper the leaves dingle berries on his ass.
Oh and how about a 2 years worth of plastic shoes that make your feet sweat and smell bad? No, better yet, that 12 pack of spaghetti O's in the new tupperware re-heatable containers? Then he can entertain his stock market pals....yum,
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