Originally Posted by Punk.of.Ages

I use the goofy weirdo tactic. It involves me making really stupid comments in a silly, obviously not serious way. It goes something like this:

I see a pretty girl.

One or more of these lines pop out of my mouth.

"Hi, Dreamgirl."
"I work out. It's not a big deal or anything..." (I clearly do not work out...)
"I'm in a band."
"Marry me."
"You complete me."
"I'm good with children."

This sounds really stupid, I know, but it's upfront, it makes the girl laugh, it's not the run of the mill, same old boring hello, and it leaves plenty of room for the girl to walk away if she's not interested.

You'd be surprised how many chicks I've met this way.